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8 Reprint from 2003 Cosmopolitan Magazine

Taurus (April 20-May 19) Mercury opens your mind this year and allows you to ask for help instead of Bullheadedly trying to do everything alone. Astral Advice: A communicative streak builds bonds that you would have otherwise missed, so reach out. Your Key Personality Traits Superstrengths: Devotion, Persistence, Practicality Weaknesses: Stubbornness, Shallowness Sexiest Attribute: Your limitless lusty energy makes you the zodiac’s erotic triathlete Guilty Pleasures: Serious shopping at designer boutiques and sipping ultraexpensive champagne Pet Peeve: Since you have a steadfast work ethic, you have no patience for irresponsibility. Your Biggest Challenge: Silencing your inner critic. Your snap judgements can cause you to miss out on cool relationships. Stifling your opinions and adding a dash of open-mindedness will bring exciting changes to your life. Secrets of a Taurus Man Loves… Gourmet meals and wine. They satisfy his expensive taste. Hates… Surprises. This by-the-numbers Bull likes to plan ahead. Secretly Wishes… You’d have an all-day sex session-he hates to rush. Can’t Resist… Sweet but sexy lingerie. It appeals to his romantic side. Here Are Taurus’ Best Days For This Year:               Passion   Flirting   Sex Appeal   Lucky Days January       21         8                 1                   31 February       28         28               20                   14 March       30         11               12               24 April     29       1           21                  8 May     2       2         30                 11 June     20       13         3                 29 July       19          4           4                1 August      3   28       18          1 September     22         17           13           27 October     30         11           31             18 November     14         29           2               29 December     25         5         2                 2 Your Love Personality You’re optimistic yet realistic when it comes to love. Getting serious takes time, but once you’ve found the perfect partner, you stick out. What Makes You Lovable: Loyalty and effortless sensuality What Makes You Leavable: Stubborness that makes compromise difficult Intensity Index 1-2: Run the other way 3-4: Slim chance 5-6: Worth a shot 7-8: They’re a keeper 9-10: Jackpot! If You Pair With a Girl Who’s Sign Is… Aries: She loves to have pillow fights, but you’ll worry about the mess. Her free-spirited attitude won’t appeal to your restraining one. Sexual Satisfaction: 4        Together-Forever Potential: 2 Taurus: Both of you take your time in the sack. Since you believe in standing by your woman, she’ll get the security she craves. Sexual Satisfaction: 4        Together-Forever Potential: 5 Gemini: She’ll crack you up, but you’ll turn her on. You’ll keep her entertained on and off the mattress. But your static-cling style of romance will suffocate her, and your silliness will prevent you two from getting serious. Sexual Satisfaction: 8        Together-Forever Potential: 4 Cancer: Her sweetness will grab you by the horns. You’re both homebodies who will heat up the house with hedonism. Sexual Satisfaction: 9        Together-Forever Potential: 10 Leo: She’ll appreciate your staying power-she’ll always go to sleep satisfied. The only problem: you like order and she likes chaos. Sexual Satisfaction: 7        Together-Forever Potential: 3 Virgo: Both of you take your time and let sex simmer before boiling over with desire. You’re dependable and trustworthy lovers. Sexual Satisfaction: 9        Together-Forever Potential: 9 Libra: Your serious conversations will bore her. However, your smoldering style in bed will keep her interested. And, she’ll need more security than you can offer. Sexual Satisfaction: 7        Together-Forever Potential: 4 Scorpio: Her passion and drive equal yours, so lock the door, unplug the phone, and make time for horny hibernation. Sexual Satisfaction: 8        Together-Forever Potential: 8 Sagittarius: You’re too serious to seduce her, and she needs smoother moves. You’re ready to settle down, and she never gets sick of nights on the town. This wanderer won’t hit your hot spots. Sexual Satisfaction: 2      Together-Forever Potential: 4 Capricorn: Other signs need spontaneity, but you both like schedules. These girls are known for their dedication to work AND play. Sexual Satisfaction: 9        Together-Forever Potential: 7 Aquarius: You’re firmly grounded, and her head is floating around in the clouds. It’s impossible for you to connect with such a dreamy chick. Sexual Satisfaction: 5      Together-Forever Potential: 1 Pisces: Her unconventional approach and sensitivity make her the perfect catch. You’ll support her, and she’ll inspire lust. Sexual Satisfaction: 9      Together-Forever Potential: 10 Taurus’ Month-by-Month Predictions January: Make Some Noise Venus increases your powers of seduction through the 15th, so go after the girl you’ve been eyeing. Once you get her behind closed doors, your moans of pleasure will inspire her to go another round. February: Forget About It You’ll see an escape route from a toxic friendship around the 27th. You won’t have to burn bridges or face a confrontation-just let this troubled alliance fizzle and flee without feeling a bit of remorse. March: Stage A Peep Show Your love of the finer things in life conspires with your libido when Venus rules after the 19th. Give the lucky girl in your life an eyeful-sparks are sure to fly. April: Take Off With Saturn’s hard-ass influence, job stress gets totally out of hand after the 23rd-avoid the tension and schedule vacation time. This well deserved escape will recharge your energy levels. May: Cash In Someone who owes you money can finally repay it, but you’ll need to speak up or this comrade will “forget” your loan. Be gentle but firm around the 14th and bank on Jupiter’s generosity to settle debts. June: Strip Down Your serious side takes a summer hiatus early in the month and allows you to indulge in some trouble-making. Boost your confidence in any way you can and it’ll last all year long. July: Choose Carefully Admirers abound through the 29th as Venus fires up your flirtation skills. Make sure to direct your carnal come-ons to girls you’re truly interested in or you could end up with a FREAK in your fan club. August: Double Your Pleasure This month, hedonistic Jupiter emerges two of your biggest appetites. On the 16th, make reservations at a cozy restaurant, but snag a scheduled table so you can make out like mad during dessert. September: Write It Down Mercury’s absence near the 9th makes sharing your true feelings tougher than surviving a Tribal Council. When conversations about commitment arise, put your emotions in writing. October: Go On A Thrill Ride You don’t show your vulnerable side often, but a good scare will help you bond with your beau. On Halloween, hit a haunted house or rent horror movies to get your heart racing and ensure you get a treat. November: Act Now Uranus inspires a brilliant idea for new business, invention, or other lucrative moneymaking scheme. This means major bucks for you, but only if you get your plan in motion before the 22nd. December: Sweat It Out This holiday season, you’re more interested in sculpting your physique than hitting the eggnog. Lose yourself in your lust for exercise and you’ll see results before the new year.

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