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8 Rock Concert I (3/24/03)

An Evening w/The Rock (Various Tunes by The Great One)..... Raw-March 24, 2003 Sacramento, California Leavin Sacramento (To the tune of "Kansas City" by Fats Domino) "Leavin Sacramento, Sacramento there I go.... Leavin Sacramento, Sacramento there I go...... They got some fat ass women there and Rock is gonna just say no..... Well I might take a plane, I might take a train..... How do you people live here you must be insane... I’m leavin Sacramento, Sacramento I won’t stay.... check this out, check this out But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May… I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.... Redneck (To the tune of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley) You ain’t nothing but a redneck, crying all the time... You ain’t nothing but a redneck, crying all the time...... Well you ain’t gonna beat the Rock, your candy ass is mine..... (Pauses to laugh....) well if you think you’re gonna beat the Rock your bald ass…must be HIGH..... Whip Austin's Ass Again (To the tune of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson) "Whip your ass again, the Rock can’t wait to whip Austin’s ass again… Well I found love is whippin Stone Cold's candy ass....... I can’t wait to whip Austin’s ass again. No the Rock can’t wait to whip your bald candy ass again...... Rock's Way (To the tune of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra) And now with Mania near… The Rock will face…the final curtain… Stone Cold… one on one… I’ll win the match…of that Im certain..... I’ve lived a life, that’s full...... I can get pie..... and get it all day, much more..... than any of you... Rock did it Rock’s way...... (I'm not done..... Hold your applause) Yes there were times (Hold your applause) Austin had fun...when he beat..... the Great One... But all that is deep, in the past.... and now Austin can kiss the Rock’s ass. (Check this out) I will be bold and beat Stone Colllllllld… and do it Rockkkkkkkkk’s way.........

8 Rock Concert II (4/21/03)

An Evening w/The Rock II (Rock Concert II)..... Raw-April 21, 2003 Atlanta, Georgia Georgia Georgia/Goldberg Goldberg (To the tune of "Georgia" by Ray Charles) Georgia, Georgia, The whole day through, Just an inbred hick state which the Rock will leave behind. Goldberg, Goldberg, No peace I find, The thought of whippin' your big whisker biscuit ass, Keeps Goldberg on my mind. The Rock Went Down To Georgia (To the tune of "The Devil Went to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band) The Rock went down to Georgia Gettin' all these rants and raves, 'Cause the people knew if it was true, Goldberg would choke just like the Braves. So when the Rock finally found Goldberg Breathin' hard and just full of gas, Goldberg said "You're next", But Rock said "Oh yeah? Shove it right up your candy ass!" The Rock is the great one, Run Goldberg run. The Rock's got it all and you've got none. Chicken in the bread pan, Pickin' out dough. Your town's a joke, And your mom's a ho!

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